This is probably the most unhealthy main course you will ever hear of.
Are you ready?
Chicken. Bacon. Blue cheese. Awesome.
Chicken breasts (trim the fat and tenderize with one of those fun hammer things)
Blue cheese dressing
First, fry and crumble the bacon - try not to "test" too many pieces because you really want it on the chicken, too.
Next, place the chicken in the pan with a tiny bit of bacon
When the chicken is done, put it in a separate dish. Turn the stove off and, in the still warm pan, mix in some blue cheese into the bacon
Pair your chicken with something healthy (we had spinach) to ease your conscience and enjoy!
P.S. I decided today that I wanted to make chicken with blue cheese and bacon, but I didn't have a recipe. I looked on Google and found this one and this one, and used them as inspiration, but I mostly made up this recipe.